Okay, so everyone is doing the trolley thing, and I decided to give it a whirl.
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You see a trolley speeding down a dangerous track where 1/— OKULTRA (@okayultra) August 7, 2016
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people might be. You don't know how many, and for all you know there may be none. You do, however, know that the person you love used to 2/
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hang out on that part of the track due to various stupid reasons.
There is a lever that will divert the trolley to a safe track where it 3/— OKULTRA (@okayultra) August 7, 2016
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will safely decelerate without hurting anyone. But you are not ~supposed~ to even ~know~ about this lever, and demonstrated knowledge of 4/
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the lever, as well as its unauthorized use will result in numerous troublesome consequences for you, financial and social. 5/
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Decades later, when you meet the father of…that person, the one you loved, on the street. The old man doesn't recognize you, and even 6/
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if he did – he doesn't know anything about that lever's existence, yet alone that you were there that night. And yet.. 7/
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…and yet you walk faster when passing by the old man.
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This, was a work of fiction.
All similarities to actual levers – and trolleys – are entirely coincidental.
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I like this one better.
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