When I was a boy, I told my father that I wanted to be just like him. He tried to dissuade me by making me memorize the Four Laws of Fate.

— UEL ARAMCHEK (@ThePatanoiac) May 15, 2015

i. Time is a property of matter. Every atom contains within its nucleus a discrete quantity of chronons, the fundamental particles of time.

— UEL ARAMCHEK (@ThePatanoiac) May 15, 2015

ii. Every chronon that exists is connected to a chronon in a different atom. This bond is a “fatelet,” the smallest unit of predestination.

— UEL ARAMCHEK (@ThePatanoiac) May 15, 2015

iii. Whenever two atoms bound by a fatelet interact, the chronons involved explode. The energy released propels both atoms forward in time.

— UEL ARAMCHEK (@ThePatanoiac) May 15, 2015

iv. The universe contains a finite amount of chronons, and will end in stillness when they are gone.

— UEL ARAMCHEK (@ThePatanoiac) May 15, 2015

Thus begins UEL ARAMCHEK’s This Could Be Your Past.

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